If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have 

produced enough sound energy 

to heat one cup of coffee. 

(Hardly seems worth it)

If you farted consistently for 6 

years and 9 months,

enough gas is  produced to create 

the energy of an atomic bomb 

(Now that's more like it)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps

out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet (OMG...!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I

want to be a pig)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head

before it starves to

death. (Creepy) (I'm still not over the pig)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an

hour. (Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while 

its Head is attached to its body. 

The female initiates sex by 

ripping the male's head off. 

("Honey,> I'm home. What the....")

The flea can jump 350 times 

its body length. It's Like a 

human jumping the length of a

 football field. 

(30 minutes...can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 

taste buds. (What can be so 

tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times

 a day. (I still want To be a pig in my

 next life ... quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste with their 

feet. (Something I Always wanted to know)

The strongest muscle in the 

body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, 

on average, nine years longer 

than left-handed people do. 

(If you're ambidextrous, do

you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animal 

that cannot jump. (OK,

so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a 

backlight. (I wonder

Who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger 

than its brain (I know

Some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. 

(I know some people like

That too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. 

(Who knew...? Who

cares!)

Humans and dolphins are the 

only species that have

Sex for pleasure. (What about the pig?)